We HONESTLY have the WEIRDEST kids ever!

No really, we do. Talon comes downstairs hollering that RéAnna just sprayed him with the spray bottle that we use for animal control. There's water on his face and shirt, in his hair. Legitimate compaint... or so it would seem!

So, we holler for RéAnna to come to us so that we can talk. Well, RéAnna explains how Talon WANTED her to spray him and asked her to squirt him in the mouth and that when she did he moved and shook his head side to side spritzing him all over his face! So, then he says, "I'm telling Dad!"

So, Daddy says to Talon, "Well, you didn't tell us about all of that."

Then the girls (Alyssa was over, too) proceed to pour out all of the things that Talon's been doing... "He's been pulling my hair!" Talon replies, "No, I didn't! My hand got stuck in her hair!" / "He kicked me!" Talon replies, "No, I did not. I laid my foot on your shoulder!"

So, then, my husband and I can't hold back our laughter, which makes Talon mad b/c he thinks we're laughing at him (which we are really) and he in a very calm tone says... "Well, I've decided that I'm going to move into another house."


Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that as we were giggling and Talon was sulking all of the sudden I see Lucifer coming in from the Living Room soaking wet, looking terrible, shaking each paw as she lifted it off of the ground. I said, "What happened to Lucy?!" and then, RéAnna (in the most natural tone) says, "Oh yeah. I gave Lucy a bath." Uuuhhh, would you please stop bathing the cats! They're good, really! They're already static-e enough! We should have got a gold fish!