2. We write on paper, not the bottoms of our feet. By the way, keep them out of your mouth.
3. Why do you want to know if "Daddy can get fixed"?
4. Who left a tissue in their pocket b4 I did the laundry?
5. Why are there so many rocks stuffed in your diaper. (Now they've moved onto pockets... or anything that a rock will stay in...)
6. Talon's poop is the color of the crayon box mixed with sand... hhhmmm.
7. Honey, pads aren't toilet paper for girls.
8. A weenis IS your elbow!
9. If someone has something on their face that's supposed to be there, it's not nice for you to try to take it off.
10. No, I can't 'just write a check'. Where do you think the money comes from?
11. It will grow if you stop playing with it!
12. It's not nice to touch other people's private places. And NO, I don't want to know what it felt like!
13. That's just something dogs do... (to everything!)
14. I love you honey, but can you please stop 'sharing with me'. You licked it.
15. Again, I love you. If you don't .... I'm going to throw you out of the nearest window.
16. Okay, but if you fall out of it, I'm not taking you to the hospital.
17. You can't just pull your winger out and pee anywhere you'd like.
18. Why is there gum in the bathroom drain and who put the ink pen in the toilet. (Yes, we've replaced the toilet twice since Talon's been born.)
19. If you wipe your butt good, maybe it won't be so itchy.
20. Put YOUR boob in his mouth. (Speaking to André)
21. Sometimes your breathe stinks too!
Just a side note:
See what'd I tell you? Not even 24 hours after I published this post look at what they did... I wonder if you can guess WHO this is and guess WHO did this to them...
Guess what they used? Paint, nail polish? NO! A fr3@k*n permanent marker! HHMMMmm... Any suggestions on how to remove this quickly?
